I have 2 charm packs of Momo's It's a hoot line to giveaway to one lucky reader.
Just leave me a comment below to enter. You could tell me a joke if you felt like it... the dirtier the better (snigger snigger).
Followers get an extra entry, because I love you all! And if you blog or tweet about it then let me know in another comment.
International entries welcome. You have until Wednesday 30th November to enter.....
***EDIT - If you are, or think you might be, a no-reply blogger, leave your email address! Its common sense people!! Alternatively, you could go here to learn how to remedy it ***
Ok go!
***EDIT - This giveaway is now closed.***
Alas, after only a couple of hours of interupted sleep last night, I barely remember who I am, let alone jokes (dirty or otherwise), sorry. In fact, who are you again? ;o)
ReplyDeleteI follow you already, and I'll e-mail myself at home to remind me to blog in a bit...
ReplyDeleteI've been looking for this line and couldn't seem to find it so I'd be a very happy girl if I could win it :)
ReplyDeleteMy main language is french so I don't really know jokes in english... sorry !
I'm already following you blog !
ReplyDeleteI have been one of your followers for quite some time,and about jokes,well I am a horrible joke teller!My kidos hate when I try to tell them one! LOL
ReplyDeleteThank you for the giveaway!
I'd love to enter please.
ReplyDeleteI'm already a follower.
Margaret
One morning a woman walked out of her front door, when she noticed a strange little man at the bottom of her garden.
ReplyDelete"You're a goblin," she said, "I caught you and you owe me three wishes!". So the goblin replied "OK, you caught me fair and square, what's your first wish?". "I want a huge mansion to live in.", goblins replied "OK, you've got it.".
"My second wish is a Mercedes." "OK, you've got that too." "My last wish is a million dollars!". The goblin then said "OK, you've got it. But to make your wishes come true you have to have sex all night with me." "OK then, if that's what it takes..."
Next morning the little man woke the woman up. "Tell me," sayd the man, "how old are you?" "I'm 27", she replied. "F... me", said the man, "27 and you still believe in goblins".
I follow you too. :-)
ReplyDeleteI follow you and thanks for opening it to us internationals!
ReplyDeleteGorgeous charm packs LJ!
ReplyDeleteWhy do turkeys go gobble gobble? Because they never learned good table manners. Boom boom. And you thought it was going to be dirty!
Well aren't you generous. Thank you in advance for my new pressie.
ReplyDeleteThat's the joke actually cause I NEVER win anything. I can't do dirty jokes sorry. I'm far too much of a prude.
(that's such a lie, I just suck at telling jokes)
And I am one of your regular fans. Of course.
ReplyDeleteYummy fabrics, lets hope I'm lucky. Now for a joke that makes me laugh, so hope it does the same for you....
ReplyDeleteWOMEN'S ARSE SIZE STUDY: There is a new study about women and how they feel about their arses. The results were pretty interesting: 30% of women think their arse is too fat... 10% of women think their arse is too skinny. The remaining 60% say they don't care, they love him, he's a good man and that they wouldn't trade him for the world
Oh yes please, I'd Love to be entered!
ReplyDeleteAlthough I cant tell you a joke.. I'm completely rubbish at it..!
Ashley xxx
I thought I was a follower already, but have just signed in again. x x
ReplyDeleteThanks for the chance to win. I've had a good laugh at the jokes here but can't tell one as I never remember them.
ReplyDeleteI'm a Follower
ReplyDeleteGreat giveaway, Laura, thanks.
ReplyDeleteI'm a follower and enjoy all your posts.
ReplyDeleteI you can delete this one if you want, but it did give me a good laugh and that after all is what we need.
ReplyDeleteMan goes to the doctor for his annual check-up.
Doctors says "I'm sorry but you'll have to give up w@nking."
"Oh no, doctor, why is that?"
" Because I'm trying to give you your annual check up."
oooh lovely giveaway Luara - thanks!
ReplyDelete2 nuns were driving along a dark country road when a vampire ran out and jumped on to the car bonnet. The nun driving said to the other, "quick, show him your cross!", so the other nun leant out the window and shouted "get off the f***ing car!"
My fav joke, I have no idea why!
I am a follower and you are on my blogroll!
ReplyDeleteCongrats on almost 250 followers and thanks for the opportunity to win :)
ReplyDeleteI'm a follower
ReplyDeleteI'm going to come back later when Hadley tells a joke - bound to be funnier than any I know!
ReplyDeleteI follow!
ReplyDeleteand I just tweeted this!
ReplyDeleteJack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all. He didn't even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong.
ReplyDeleteJack had to force himself to open his eyes and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose! Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in Lipstick:
"Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to make you your favorite dinner tonight. I love you, darling! Love, Jillian"
He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast, steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Jack asks, "Son... What happened last night?"
"Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind. You fell over the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door.
Confused, he asked his son, "So, why is everything in such perfect order and so clean? I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me??"
His son replies, "Oh THAT! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, "Leave me alone, I'm married!!"
Broken Coffee Table: $239.99. Hot Breakfast: $4.20. Two Aspirins: $.38. Saying the right thing, at the right time. . . PRICELESS!!!
I follow :D
ReplyDeleteThanks for the chance!
Yey thanks! I follow you :)
ReplyDeletekerry_l_wilkinson(AT)hotmail(DOT!)com
Happy Black Friday from one of your followers :)
ReplyDeleteHappy Black Friday!
ReplyDeleteLove this line-- gre.at giveaway
Wow, thanks for the chance to win!
ReplyDeleteCongratulations for your beautiful blog, I love it.
lauramdd(at)terra(dot)es
Oh, and I happily follow you!
ReplyDeleteYou Know you are a Quilter If........
ReplyDeleteThere's more Fabric in the House than Food
"Fat Quarters" are not the heaviest part of your body
Your ironing board is always set up but you never iron
clothes
You think of your job as an interruption of your quilting
time
You pet Fabric
People are always picking threads off you
You can measure a scant 1/4 by eye
"Featherweight" Doesn't mean Boxer
Your "UFO's" are not from outer space
You clean up your sewing room & they think you are
leaving
I'm already a follower.
ReplyDeleteI can't think of any good jokes, sorry I think I'm still recovering from Thanksgiving prep and black Friday shopping. What a generous give away! Happy holidays.
ReplyDeleteI am a long time follower.
ReplyDeleteMary
iammaryburke @ gmail.com
I tweeted about your giveaway!
ReplyDeleteMary
iammaryburke @ gmail.com
Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?
ReplyDeleteSo he could hide in a cherry tree.
Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?
Works pretty good, doesn't it?
Mary
iammaryburke @ gmail.com
A joke... hmmm, let's see. Here is the "dirtiest" joke I know...
ReplyDelete“Hi. Couldn’t help but notice the book you’re reading.”
“Yes, it’s about finding sexual satisfaction. It’s interesting. Did you know that, statistically, American Indian and Polish men are the best lovers? By the way, my name’s Jill. What’s yours?”
“Flying Cloud Kowalski. Nice to meet you.”
Oh yeah, and I've been a follower forever and a day ;o)
ReplyDeleteI love this fabric! that's not a joke!
ReplyDeleteI'm a follower!
ReplyDeleteExcellent giveaway and congratulations on the followers! Not really a joke, but here is a fun quote from Andy Rooney..."For all those men who say, 'Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?', here's an update for you. Nowadays 80%of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!”
ReplyDeleteI've been a follower for a few months...
ReplyDeleteWonderful fabrics -- thank you for the lovely giveaway!
ReplyDeleteI am a happy regular follower! CONGRATS on hitting well over 200!
ReplyDeleteWhenever someone asks for a joke my mind goes completely blank. It's a Hoot is one of the few lines my Mum has got really excited about - she's not a creative person and doesn't sew. She would however like me to make her a quilt and a cushion out of it's a hoot. :-)
ReplyDeleteI'm a follower too! :-)
ReplyDeleteThanks for the chance! I'm awful at jokes, so I think I'll skip that part!
ReplyDeleteit has been snowing here today and that is no joke :))) dont know any jokes can never seem to remember them !!
ReplyDeleteI'm a follower.
ReplyDeleteI'm terrible with jokes. I can never remember them.
ReplyDeleteI am the world's worse joke teller. But I do remember a funny one.
ReplyDeleteFat guy walks into a doctor's office and says he can't lose weight. Doctor says, whenever you want to eat just shove it up your ass instead of putting it in your mouth. Months later the guy walks into the doctors office, all skinny and looking good. He's wiggling around and shaking his hips like crazy. Doctor says, wow, you look great but why are you so nervous? Guy says, I'm not nervous doc, I'm just chewing gum!
I'm a follower
ReplyDeleteI have been in bed sick since Tuesday and this would be a wonderful little pick me up. Thanks for sharing.
ReplyDeleteI'm happily following.
ReplyDeleteTHANKS FOR A CHANCE TO WIN!
ReplyDeleteHAPPY STITCHING!
Hi Laura
ReplyDeleteHow generous you are and congrats on your milestone. I am officially a follower of your blog but have been secretly reading your blogs for a while.
I'm not very good a jokes but here goes.
ReplyDeleteQ: Why did the squirrel swim on it's back?
A: To keep it's nuts dry.
It is not a joke but more of an awesomely amusing and sometimes inappropriate blog, its the gift that keeps on giving. I found it about a month ago and I can not stop reading... and no, it is not sewing related.
ReplyDeletehttp://thebloggess.com/
Pick me! Pick me! I'd love a charm pack! Want a joke that just arrived in my email? You've prob heard it...
ReplyDeleteA man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, 'You should do it because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee.
The husband said, 'You are in charge of cooking around here and
you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee.'
Wife replies, 'No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee.'
Husband replies, 'I can't believe that, show me.'
So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says . 'HEBREWS'
And I'm a happy follower too :)
ReplyDeleteWhat an unexpected surprise! Well done you on the followers - every last one well deserved too. I would tell you a joke but my best ones would be censored and my best clean one I have told before. Oh, I'll just tell it again -
ReplyDeleteWhere do you get virgin wool from?
Ugly Sheep!!
Sorry, it was the best I could do under pressure.
I have followed you for just about forever, or since April at least! ;-)
ReplyDeleteI've no jokes to tell but did enjoy reading the rest of the comments! Thanks for a chance to win.
ReplyDeleteI am a follower.
ReplyDeletei am a follower but sorry, not much in the mood for jokes
ReplyDeleteSorry, no jokes from me today! Would still love to be entered in the giveaway tho.
ReplyDeleteI follow your blog.
ReplyDeleteI spent the night in the ER so I am way to tired to think of a joke, so imwill just say thanks for the chance to win.
ReplyDeleteI Tweeted this!
ReplyDeleteI am your newest follower!
ReplyDeleteCongratulations on reaching a new milestone. Thanks for the fabulous giveaway!
ReplyDeleteI am a loyal follower.
ReplyDeleteTweeted all about it on Zia Maria designs
ReplyDeleteOh Laura what a fantastic set of charm squares - secretly stating that I could do with them for my stash for next year !
ReplyDeleteJokes - oops sorry none come to mind - and I'm sorry I didn't realise I wasn't a follower before now - how remiss of me
This is one of my favorite jokes:
ReplyDeleteI was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately
needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my
gas with the beat of the music.
After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee,
and noticed that everybody was staring at me….
Then I suddenly remembered that “I was listening to my iPod”.
I'm a follower!
ReplyDeleteI tweeted @Lealee33
ReplyDeleteOne of my favourite lines! Thanks for the opportunity to win.
ReplyDeleteditto on the sleep deprivation! i wish i could think of a joke..id love a laugh about now ;) raineoc@yahoo.com
ReplyDeleteim a new follower :) raineoc@yahoo.com
ReplyDeletewhoa 81 comments!!
ReplyDeleteI only know one joke and it's filthy, dirty!! Whats white and slides across the floor? Email me for the punchline!
Actually maybe you shouldnt!!
Clare
already following!!
ReplyDeleteI am sorry but I am hopeless at jokes - I don't know any as I always forget the punch line. Lovely fabric though. Thanks. C
ReplyDeleteI am a follower using Google reader if that counts. Thanks C
ReplyDeleteI am afraid that I don't know any jokes (well no-one I would name here!) xxx
ReplyDeleteI am just a bit of a Follower!!
ReplyDeleteI'm already a follower, but i'm rubbish at jokes, I screw up the punchline every time. :-/
ReplyDeleteSal. X
Aw pet, you're so generous! Thanks for the giveaway! (no jokes I'm afraid!). Jxo
ReplyDeleteWhat fun! Please count me in :o)
ReplyDeleteHere's a joke...not a dirty one, but the one that came to mind...
What did one snowman say to the other?
Smells like carrots!
I'm a keen follower! Jxo
ReplyDeleteI will definitely be blogging this tomorrow! Jxo
ReplyDelete"Morning Sex"
ReplyDeleteShe was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual Soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only The 'T' shirt that she normally slept in.
As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said Softly, "You've got to make love to me this very moment!"
My eyes lit up and I thought, "I am either still dreaming
Or this is going to be my lucky day!"
Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then
Gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table.
Afterwards she said, "Thanks," and returned to the stove,
Her T-shirt still around her neck
Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked,
"What was that all about?"
She explained, "The egg timer's broken."
I'm sorry im so brain dead by Friday I can barely remember my name let alone a joke (plus ive had a glass of wine which makes it even worse) great giveaway though, and congrats on so many followers, I dream of having lots of followers eventually
ReplyDeleteOoh and I do follow but through google reader so you have more followers than you know!
ReplyDeleteAnd after that dirty joke, you may not want me as a follower of fashion any more!
ReplyDeleteI have a horrible joke.
ReplyDeleteWe're studying Ancient Greece and my students keep telling it.
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Apollo.
Apollo who?
Apologize for not opening the door sooner!
I'm now a follower on GFC. (I've been following you on my RSS feed for a while now.)
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ReplyDeleteSorry I'm crap at jokes, I always forget the endings!
ReplyDeleteThanks for the chance to win this - I've been after some for a while now
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ReplyDeleteI am a follower
ReplyDeleteSorry I never remember any jokes but I've enjoyed reading through the ones on here! Thank you for the giveaway! :)
ReplyDeleteI am a follower!
ReplyDeleteI'm rubish at jokes but.....What sits in a tree and says "Hoots mon, hoots mon?"
ReplyDeleteA Scottish owl.
I'm a follower
ReplyDeleteWell poo, I have a bad memory for anything, let alone jokes.
ReplyDeleteOkay, here's one (though it's not dirty)!
What do you call Santa's helpers?
Subordinate Clauses.
I've been a follower for a while! :)
ReplyDeleteMy kids favorite joke:
ReplyDeleteWhy did Piglet look in the toilet? He was looking for Pooh!
I'm a follower! I love your blog :)
ReplyDeleteI love your blog, thanks for such an awesome giveaway :)
ReplyDeleteOh, and I"m a follower too :).
ReplyDeleteI am horrible at telling jokes, but I really tried to come up with one for you. :)
ReplyDeleteWhy did the sick monkey throw his poop?
He was feeling kind of crappy.
Oh so awful but I suppose I'll do anything for a charm pack! ;) Thanks for the giveaway!
I am also a follower :)
ReplyDeleteI'm a follower through RSS feed.
ReplyDeleteHere's a joke my kids came home from school with, and I've loved it ever since!
ReplyDeleteQ: When is a door not a door?
A: When it's a-jar!
Heeheehee! Makes me laugh every time.
Did you hear about the homoeopathic economist who wanted to inject £1/$1 into the economy?
ReplyDeleteI'm a new follower :)
ReplyDeleteFabulous giveaway. (And some good jokes) Sadly the only grown up joke I can remember is perhaps a bit too dirty, but I have this:
ReplyDeleteHow many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one. But the light bulb must REALLY want to change.
Sorry that was a bit lame wasn't it?
My fave stupid joke ever: Why do chicken coups have two doors?
ReplyDeleteBecause if they had four doors, they'd be chicken sedans!
Makes me giggle every damn time.
Also I follow u with my google reader... does that count? Kinda sounds stalkery... :)
In order to save us some dignity (laughing, sometimes in short supply in my world lol) I'll just give you the punch line - "and as the Swiss rover left the home he yodeled 'Ilaidtheoldladytoooooooooooo'." I'm so sorry lol - please let me enter anyway! VermontPines@aol.com
ReplyDeleteI get 2 entries! I've found that my "follows" sometimes disappear.. so I did it again.
ReplyDelete((hugs)), Teresa :-)
So how rude d'you want?
ReplyDeleteQ. How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood?
A. When his hand caught on fire.
That do?
Why did Capt. Kirk pee on the ceiling?
ReplyDeleteHe wanted to boldly go where no man has gone before!
that was lame :P
I am a follower!
ReplyDeleteIm a follower!
ReplyDeleteBut crap at remembering jokes sorry!!
Crazy about owls and the fabric!
ReplyDeleteI'm already a follower. :o)
ReplyDeletei would be so happy if u picked me. i have been searching for one of these after i didnt pick it up on vacation trip. :( big mistake. thanks for the chance
ReplyDeletei am a follower
ReplyDeleteYou crazy kids! I am starting to think that I live a sheltered joke life. ;)
ReplyDeletePaul McCartney was gutted when he found out his new wife spends twice as much on shoes as his last one!!! ......I'll get my coat...
ReplyDeleteLovely fabric, thanks for the chance.
I'm your newest stalker...
ReplyDeleteLove your blog! Thanks for the great ideas and inspiration!
ReplyDeleteA group of blondes get stuck in a lift and, after realising that neither the emergency phone or their mobiles are working, one blonde suggests they all shout together to raise the alarm. So they all take a deep breath and shout 'Together! Together! Together!' Yup, lame but it's the best I can do at this time of the morning...or, if truth be told, at any time of the day or night! I think Archie is funnier than me but he's refusing to share any doggy jokes until I promise to share the charm packs!
ReplyDeleteAnd I'm a devoted follower - thank you!!
ReplyDeleteHOw do you stop a rhino from charging?
ReplyDeleteTake away it's credit card
Im a very loyal follower ;-)
ReplyDeleteWhat did the traffic light say to the car? 'Dont look now Im changing' (sorry its the best I can do!)
ReplyDeleteSorry I can never remember jokes, I get confused about punchlines etc. I say it's the drugs, but I was rubbish even before I got ill ;-)
ReplyDeleteAnd of course I am a follower!
ReplyDeleteOh Laura, I loved this line of fabric. Congrats on the 200 and the others after that.
ReplyDeleteNow for a joke...
Two oranges were sitting at the bar. One said to the other...'You're Round'
Get it!!! Ok maybe it is better if I just stick to sewing.
Follower too!
ReplyDeleteoooh, I love this line! Thanks for the giveaway. I have a great dirty joke:
ReplyDeleteWhat's black and shouts rude things: crude oil (ha ha!! It was much funnier after a few glasses of vino)
And I am already a follower!
ReplyDeleteOK Laura I searched and searched and found just the joke for you....
ReplyDeleteThere is a girl walking up the stairs in a church one day. As the priest is walking by, he looks up and notices that this girl is not wearing any panties.
The Priest calls the girl and gives her $20 and says, "Little girl, take this money and buy yourself some panties. It's not proper to walk around without any panties on."
The girl goes home and gives the money to her mother and asks her mother to buy panties for her. When the mother asks where the girl got the money, the girl explained what happened.
Upon hearing how the girl got the money, the mother rushes to her room, whips off her panties, and puts on one of her shortest dresses and runs out to the church.
As soon as the mother sees the priest coming, she begins to walk up the stairs. The priest then notices the lady and calls her down.
The woman not wanting to show that she is expecting anything, walks back to the priest very calmly.
The priest hands the lady $1 and says... "Lady, take this money and for God's sake, go buy yourself a razor!"
I am a follower
ReplyDeleteI tweeted about your giveaway
ReplyDeleteOh boy...a joke teller I'm not! Great giveaway...I wanna hoot!
ReplyDeleteI am a follower!
ReplyDeleteI love "it's a hoot". Thanks for the chance.
ReplyDeleteWhat a lovely giveawy - I am useless at jokes, never remember them but enjoying those above.
ReplyDeleteAlso a follower.
ReplyDeleteI am already a loyal follower
ReplyDeleteNo jokes I'm afraid. I leave that to my sons. Just to say... I love following your blog and enjoy seeing your makes.
ReplyDeleteThanks for hosting the giveaway!
ReplyDeleteI tweeted http://twitter.com/#!/JudiBoyce/status/140491413711372288
ReplyDeleteI'm a follower
ReplyDeleteI'm a follower x
ReplyDeleteWhat's the difference between snow men and snow women?
ReplyDeleteSnow balls .
I have finally got to blogging about this... http://thelittlestthistlecraftshop.blogspot.com/2011/11/days-of-nothing.html
ReplyDeleteI can never remember any jokes and I usually get them wrong anyway:)
ReplyDeleteWhat's brown and sticky?
ReplyDeleteA stick.
It had the potential to be dirty...thanks for the chance to win.
I follow you and thanks to everyone for their funnier jokes!
ReplyDeleteI am not much of a joke teller but I love your blog and I follow you using google reader. Happy Anniversary and thank you for doing a giveaway!!
ReplyDeleteI am hopeless at jokes - I only remember the two my children repeated over and over when they were small. S
ReplyDeleteo, why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.
And what did the sea say to the sand? It just waved.
Oh dear, I hear you say.
Pomona x
Oh, and I am a follower!
ReplyDeletePomona x
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ReplyDeletemmmmmm how about .. The quilter died and went up to the Pearly Gates. (It doesn’t start well, but it gets better….) There, she was faced with a choice: she had lived her life so that she could either go to Heaven, or Hell – her choice. She was pretty sure this would have all been decided by now, and she was pretty sure where she wanted to go, but she was also a very curious quilter.
ReplyDeleteShe asked Saint Peter if she could just take a look at what might be awaiting her in Hell.
They entered a huge room, with tables and chairs. There were quite a few pleasant looking quilters sitting everywhere. But it was what was in the middle of each table that caught her attention: a wonderful huge pile of fabric. She thought she’d died and gone to Heaven!!!
She made up her mind on the spot, and turned to Saint Peter: “I know that Heaven is probably very nice, but I’ve decided that I want to stay here, thank you.”
As the door closed quietly behind him for all eternity, everyone at the tables turned to her with a smile on their faces and said, with one voice:
“Did you bring the needles?”
cleo
cleo (AT) techgear (DOT)co.za
here is your tweet!! https://twitter.com/intent/tweet?text=Needles%2C+Pins+and+Baking+Tins%3A+Giveaway+day%21&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.needlespinsandbakingtins.com%2F2011%2F11%2Fgiveaway-day.html
ReplyDeletethe_cleof
cleo (AT) techgear(DOT)co.za
ooooops and im a follower too!!
ReplyDeletethanks so much ... cleo
cleo (AT) techgear(DOT)co.za
I'm afraid jokes aren't my thing, I can never seem to remember the punchline. This giveaway is lovely & congrats on getting to 200+.
ReplyDeleteI'm a happy little follower.
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ReplyDeleteWhy don't cannibals eat clowns? They taste funny.
ReplyDeleteIt's a hoot...mMMMmmmmm....a joke....erm......can't think of any smutty ones...Did you hear about the magic tractor? It drove up the road and tured into a field.. :D x
ReplyDeleteAnd I am a follower, of course x
ReplyDeleteLove this fabric collection!. Would love to win this giveaway. Sorry, no dirty jokes - dirty or otherwise I just don't seem to remember them!
ReplyDeleteJane
jlc053-1@yahoo.co.uk
just blogged your giveaway...since I was writing about you anyway, I thought I'd mention it ;) x
ReplyDeleteI am really awful with jokes, I start and then forget the punch line sorry.
ReplyDeleteI ama follower
ReplyDeleteI'd love to enter please :)
ReplyDeleteHere's your cheesy joke -
What's the name of that French sandal maker?
Philippe Flop!
Groan...
woo hoo!! I have no jokes, I'm terrible at them! sorry!
ReplyDeleteI am a happy, happy follower :)
ReplyDeleteI have never made a quilt with a charm pack and this would be just great
ReplyDelete